Why Can’t Science Go Ahead And Master Time Travel Already?

Recently, you guys went ga-ga over a '70s porn clip we posted, and it made us wonder what old school porn theaters most have been like in the days before that giant porn theater known as the Internet was erected. Well, for one thing, we know they were showing movie loops like this pre-condom goodie featuring a couple of different scenarios with hot boys (with untamed bushes) getting fucked. Until time machines become a viable alternative, cue up this clip, turn down the lights, get your floor nice and sticky, and recruit some skeezy trolls to hang around in your living room misbehaving—and you can have that Times Square porn theater experience you always wanted, without even leaving the comfort of your home.

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·Classic (dudevu.com)