Alright Boys, Enough With The Underoos!

The other day, an underwear company sent us some sample briefs in the mail (which was very nice of them—thanks!). Unfortunately, the skivvies were covered in pictures of little ants, with the phrase "Bite Me" all over them. Is there anything more disturbing than the thought of bugs crawling all over your junk and biting you?! We're pretty sure the only thing worse is all these juvenile jocks popping up in gay porn. Men rolling around in undies printed with little pictures, slogans, and designs looks less like a hardcore movie and more like playtime at Michael Jackson's house. Remember boys, there's a fine line between looking "barely legal" and looking like an adult baby. Take, for instance, this very generous clip, starring long-haired twink hottie Kyros Christian and Ryan Conners, which only picks up once the duo gets out of their little boy costumes and down to some very adult fucking.

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·Ryan Conners Fucks Kyros Christian (xtube.com)