The Butterscotch Stallion Rides Again

You know, it can't be easy to be Owen Wilson (better known to some as the Butterscotch Stallion). He's not as cute as his brother Luke Wilson (before he got fat), he's not as funny as his friend Ben Stiller, and he's not as skinny as that creepy Black Crows guy Kate Hudson married. But today we found these pictures of Owen on the beach a la Matthew McConaughey (who totally stole his role in "Tropic Thunder") and we thought, "Not bad, Owen. Not bad at all." So, next time things get rough, just remind yourself that if you work on the abs a little, you'll have the gays. And the gays will support you forever. Shit, they even got Liza back on Broadway (and she was amazing!). A few more of Owen ringing them bells after the jump.

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