Mason Wyler is Like The Lottery, but With Fewer Balls And More Winners

December 8, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

So that crafty porn star Mason Wyler is offering a contest on his blog—and you know that we're just dying to enter.

The winner gets an all-expenses paid weekend with Wyler in one of five exotic locations and $1000. Oh, and they get to do whatever they want to little old Mason and his delicious asshole. Getting paid to fuck a porn star? That's even sweeter than the gig we already have! The rules are simple: you have to send a picture of your face and torso and a sign saying what you'll do to La Wyler should you win the contest. Along with the pic, send a description of all the nasty things you'd like to do to him. He says he and his BF are going to post five finalists on the website and the readers get to vote on the winner. We think that in this competition, everyone has already come out on top. Our submission for what we want to do to Mason Wyler's ass after the jump.

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