We Would Like To Order One Of These, Please

Sometimes we like to pretend that XTube is a catalog, and we can just order the boys off of it to come to our house and marry us. We've finally found our first choice.

His name is Vrez2, and he is just perfect. Not too young, not too old, not too little, not too big, and his penis looks just the right size—you know, where you can really feel it, but you won't be walking bowlegged after he's done. And those tan lines! It's like a blessing from the beach in the middle of winter. Sure, we haven't seen the face, and we don't know how much he costs, but we expect delivery in seven to ten business days.

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