Don’t Let Them See That Thong

December 17, 2008
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Sisqo once sang a song extolling the virtue of a woman in a thong. Now that "All My Children" hunk Cameron Mathison may have been caught wearing one, a double standard rears its hugly head.

Of course, we prefer the soap stud wearing nothing at all, but a clip made its way around the internet (and onto E!'s "The Soup") of a scene where Mathison gets up from a chair, revealing what appears to be a thong under his jeans. While this is sexy for a woman, everyone hopped on the pick on poor Cameron bandwagon. He even appeared on ABC's "The View" where the powers that be presumably forced him to tell this cockamamie story about how it wasn't a thong, but a black T-shirt stuck in his pants. Will all you people just get the fuck over it. So what if he wears a thong? First of all, it isn't meant to be seen, and we all wear some things (or nothing at all) under our pants to give us an extra thrill for the day. Don't forget that a hot guy can look even hotter in a thong. Check out Exhibit A at left (courtesy of Francois Sagat and SlickItUp.com). If he can do this for hot pink, imagine what he could do for the demure black one Cameron was sporting.