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Jet Set Men just wrapped production on their latest feature "5 Easy Ways to Fuck a Straight Guy." They're keeping mum on how they do it, but we've got our own 5-point plan for ya.

1. Get Them Drunk: It's a time-tested adage the difference between a straight guy and a bi guy is a six pack (and we don't mean the type Matthew Rush has under his shirt). Drunk, horny heteros + Your slutty availability = Buttfucking.

2. Dress in Drag: Yes, it will be time consuming to do it up right, but if you can get your skeezy ass to even half-way resemble a girl, you'll reach your goal—even though you'll have to be on bottom and keep the wig on. That way, your guy can say it "doesn't count." Also, it helps to visit step 1 first.

3. Slip Them a Mickey: We do not condone date rape or drugs of any kind. That said, once he's passed out, you can do whatever you want—but you will go to jail (and hell) if you use this method.

4. Go to Prison: If you used step 3, you'll already be there, and you'll be the bitch of everyone on the cell block. Sure, you have no freedom, have to shit in public, and everyone calls you "Sue," but you'll have all the straight cock you could ever want, and probably some new tattoos.

5. Star in a Porn Movie: That's what worked for new Jet Set exclusive Adam Campbell (see above). Granted he's straight, but he gets to fuck a straight bottom (and it's Pat Bateman, no less) in his very first movie. Sure, you'll have to be hot and have a big dick to get the role and your mother may never speak to you again, but if you want to taste the forbidden fruit of sweet straight boy hole, some sacrifices are going to have to be made.

· Jet Set Wraps: 5 Easy Ways to Fuck a Straight Guy (jetsetmen.com)


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