This Christmas, May You Wake to Find an Orgy in Your Parent’s Ugly Rec Room

What better way to remind your folks they haven't redecorated since 1977 than having a sexy gay orgy right there in the living room. Well, if you can't have one, watch one, poppers not included.

The great thing about this 20-minute vintage (yes, pre-condom) clip is that it actually has real sound instead of a (fantastically) horrible soundtrack with no speaking or fuck noises. It's no fun watching a gang bang if you can't hear grunting, groans, and a daddy barking orders. And we don't think we need to mention how fantastically fucked up this decor is. That chair alone would sell for a pretty penny at a vintage furniture store just for its ridiculousness. So, when you're home for the holidays, remember that being stuck in a time warp may not be the worst thing in the world—bad porn mustaches are.

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·'70s Gang Bang (dudevu.com)