We’ve Come Up With a Simple Formula to Get You Off

It goes something like this: Incredibly hot muscle guy + Jockstrap = A cumshot to the face (your shot on your face, not someone else's).

To prove our theory, please watch this motion picture from Rapid74 (who has a number of fantastic clips on Xtube). It's pretty straight forward, he's hot, he wears a jock, he jacks, he cums, and we all win in this equation. This may not officially prove the Fleshbot Masturbatory Theorem, however, due to one simple fact: he doesn't show off his ass. The essential sexiness of the jockstrap is in direct correlation to how wonderfully it frames the ass. Since we can not account for all variables, the outcome of our algebra is a bit in question, however, we bet the outcome is white and creamy and you wipe it up with a tissue...or handtowel. See, it's not a perfect science.

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·Last Night (xtube.com)