This is the Proper Way to Spend a Snow Day

For all of you who live in climates where snow is a possibility on any given day, here is an instructional video on what to do the next time you find yourself snowed in.

Yes, the answer is jerk off (isn't that our answer to everything?) and this hot daddy is going to show you how. We don't know where he's from, but he's putting his day off to the best possible use. Sure, this video may be edited a bit, but we suggest making your session last for a little bit more than two minutes. Once you're done, you have nothing else to look forward to but shoveling the sidewalk and those lousy reruns of "Sex and the City" on TBS when they edit out all the good stuff. This will be the highlight of your day, so take your time before you squirt your white stuff all over the ground.

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·Working One Out on a Snowy Afternoon (xtube.com)