Just because they stand around bars looking like they're above it all, and won't talk to you because you don't listen to the right music doesn't mean hipsters don't want to get laid.
But just like "ironically" drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon out of can, it seems to be something that they only enjoy doing with each other. This nature film of hipsters in their native habitat (a cramped room in the East Village/Williamsburg/Silver Lake/Lower Haight) has a boy with a mohawk giving his rather thin friend a fierce and furious blowjob. After looking all disaffected on the streets, they sure let loose in the sheets. The only thing surprising about this clip is that it has no soundtrack. We figured there would definitely be some Deerhunter going on in the background.
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