Daniel Craig Needs to Stop Shoving his Vacation and Hot Body in Our Face

January 7, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Ok, well, don't really stop, but he is still on vacation, but now he has much better company: Richard Gere. However, Gere is keeping his shirt on, at least today.

The pair of famous pretty boys were palling around on a yacht in St. Barths yesterday when they got caught by the paparazzi. You know how Us Weekly is always saying they're "just like us?" Well, if they were just like us, their vacation would have ended Monday and they'd be back working at a thankless job like find you pervs good smut to jerk off to. And they wouldn't have perfect bodies—well, at least in Craig's case.

The paps caught up with Mr. Gere a few days ago on the beach with his kids and he did have his shirt off then. Probably because there were no hot secret agents around to make him look bad. Now this is just like us, except rich, famous, middle-aged, and on vacation. Other than that, we're like peas in a bod or gerbils in a butthole.