YouTube Is Like the Gay Cinemax that We Always Wanted

This morning we got out of our warm comfy bed nice and early to go work out with a trainer. That made us want muscle worship videos, which we miraculously found on YouTube!

Though the site is trying to be more and more wholesome (Reese Rideout be damned), YouTube is rife with them. Just for good measure, there's another one below! Yes, our trainer was really nice and super hot and pushed us hard, but we wished he would have pushed us into getting hard by letting us rub all over his gorgeous body. But seeing stuff like this actually motivates us to go to the gym more! If we can pack on the pounds, then other muscular guys will want to tweak our nipples while we flex our pecs in a weird ripple!

This video is better than the gym and the steam room combined, so you know it's pretty good. But if we didn't go to the gym, we wouldn't have seen this guy, Alex Rodriguez, working out. The trainer was all like "That's so cool he's here, he's a Yankee." We were all, "We don't know anything other than that he fucked Madonna!" God, we are so gay.

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