What? Was it Freaky Friday or Something?!

January 12, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Not to sound like Chicken Little (or a little chicken) but the sky is falling and tops are bottoming! What is wrong with the world if tops start taking it up the ass.

First up is Collin O'Neal, who held his first live webcam on his site and, much to the surprise of watchers and long-time fans, O'Neal rode the baloney pony for the first time on camera (cause by the looks of it he's an old pro doing it off-screen). He was doing a scene with his ex-boyfriend and Fleshbot Crush Object Hall of Fame Inductee Arpad Miklos and decided to take it like the man he is. We can understand the temptation of Arpad's large uncut tool. After all, if we had to bottom for the ~~trillionth~~ first time, we would certainly want it to be with the Hungarian's love shaft. Thank God O'Neal is as bad as Cher about retiring, because watching him get plugged was the best performance we've seen since Liza on Broadway.

Now, Diesel Washington didn't have someone drive down his Hershey highway, but he did bottom in an S/M sense. Over at Bound Gods, Washington allowed himself to get tied up, but silly silly slave Park Wiley thought it would be a good thing to taunt the sleeping giant. Of course, our man Diesel sure gave him his punishment when he got out. While it's comforting that the natural order of the was restored, getting a glimpse at the other side sure was exciting.