When Will Jacob Reed Take Some Seed?

We don't really want our friend Jake to star in a bareback movie, but we would love for him to get plowed like Maine's roads in January. How long will it take?

He shows his butt off for the camera: +5
He doesn't spread the cheeks: -20

Tends to his body hair: +10
Doesn't wax his hole: -15

Says that he loves public sex: +50
Likes to do it with girls: -20

Does tantric breathing exercises before he comes: +100
Has a soul patch: -98

He shoots a giant load: +50
Did it while thinking about fucking his girl friend in a parking garage in Reno: -736

Verdict: Sorry guys, it isn't going to happen, but he will share a scene with Blake Riley in a bisexual video within a year.

· Jacob Reed (randyblue.com)