This Penis Has Been Inserted into Kylie Minogue’s Vagina (We Hope)

January 15, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

What did gay men dream of before Kylie was dating a Spanish supermodel. It certainly wasn't Guy Ritchie, James Brolin, or whoever the fuck Bette Midler is married to. Now we have Andres!

Yes, we love our female singers, and we like them even better when they have arm candy that looks at good as 30-year-old hunk Andres Velencoso Segura. This naked picture (thanks to Me-Me-Me.tv, which we had never heard of or had use for before today) is as much as you can see of Andy (and his meaty cock) but you'll see plenty more of him in men's magazines around the world. Since they've never met a hot straight guy they didn't like, Out Magazine recently did a spread with him. But we should cut Out some slack—the shots (at left) by Xevi Muntane are gorgeous and Mr. Segura has fucked Kylie Minogue, which, while an act of heterosexuality, is about the gayest thing on the planet next to getting fucked by Madonna with a strap-on (hmm, she does love the Spanish speakers). Anyway, he may be straight, but the company he keeps is so gay, he might as well coat himself in glitter and change his name to Unicorn.