The first thing we thought when seeing the newest Bo Dixon stud was that we want to dive into his furry chest. The second was that he has the worst porn name ever.
His name is Ted Colunga! That's so bad, it has to be a real name. Who would pick a new dirty name for himself that sounds like the name of the inept high school principle on a Disney Channel sitcom? He should take a lesson from Butch Dixon, the amateur site he's on. It tells you what to expect: the guys are butch and there are "dicks on" the screen. It's hot, short, and descriptive, just the way a porn name should be. Ted Colonga just tells us that he might be a weatherman for KSEX news in Boise, Idaho. That said, we'll scream out any name he wants us to when he fucks us with his fat, uncut cock. But really, wouldn't Harry Washboard be better?
·Hairy Hunk—Ted Colunga (bodixon.com)