Brody Jenner is Dying to be a Gay Icon

This summer, you're going to see professional reality TV star Brody Jenner at Gay Pride. He knows that the gays will support him for as long as he's hot, and he loves it.

First he decided to hold the elimination for "Bromance," his homoerotic MTV reality show, in a hot tub, with all the guys stripped down. Now, he is appearing in the shower for no particular reason. On Monday's episode, he's in the shower while his friends come in to discuss some mundane (and obviously scripted) bullshit. This shower shot was completely gratuitous, and for that we say: Amen. If Jenner can keep his body in shape, he can ride the gay bandwagon for the next decade or so. That would be bad news for Antonio Sabota Jr. Yes, the gays have some spending power, but we can only afford to keep one barely talented hunk afloat at a time.

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