Pat Bateman Has Stolen All the Jobs in Porn

Lately our life is like that scene in "Being John Malkovich" where everyone has Malkovich's head, except for us, everywhere we turn we see our nemesis Pat Bateman. The Horror!

Thanks to Mr. Bateman, we ignited a porn blog kerfuffle about the state of "gay-for-pay" that reared its ugly head again last week. Then our favorite whiney bottom was over at The Sword giving an interview (video below), and now he's back with two more scenes! First he popped up under the moniker Matthew (the long form of his alias Matt Murdoch?) jerking off for Dirty Tony and again in the first hardcore scene at Rock Hard Jocks costarring Rod Daily and his best friend Rusty Stevens. Is anyone else working these days?

Looks like Pat has had a lot of car payments to make. We don't begrudge him the work, and since he seems to have been doing a good job lately and keeping the insulting behavior to a minimum, we have nothing mean to say. We may be bitchy, but we can be very forgiving (even if his insincere Prop 8 crack below makes us want to slap him a little).

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·Sword Exclusive Interview With Gay-For-Pay Porn Star Pat Bateman (thesword.com)
·Matthew (dirtytony.com)
·Three Way: Pat Bateman, Rusty Stevens, and Rod Daily (rockhardjocks.com)