His Name Is Bond, Bruno Bond

We always wondered when that right fuzzy little gentleman would come along and sweep us off our feet. Thanks to Hot House's "Dickin' Around," it finally happened. That man's name is Bruno Bond.

Steve Cruz's main squeeze, bundle of joy Bruno Bond, hasn't been around for long, but he's sure made an impression here at Fleshbot Central. Our friends over at Hot House were kind enough to send over a batch of photos of the sweltering scene Bond shares with Ty LeBeouf in the studio's upcoming DVD "Dickin' Around." We only had to call and pester them every day for a week, but they finally freed up some snaps of our Bruno.

Then we found out the DVD doesn't come out until March, so we had to get back on the horn and we were all, "Hot House, we can't wait two months to watch Bruno fuck!" And they were all, "Bitch, click on our website and you can already watch it. Now, will you please call and bother Titan or Falcon about something? We have work to do."

And we go, "Wait, who else is in the movie?" And they go, "Well, Ethan Wolfe and Johnny Gunn, and there's a three-way with Max Schutler, Derrick Diamond, and Pat Bateman..." and we just hung up on them. Now we have pictures and video of our Bruno, so nothing else matters.

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· "Dickin' Around" (backroom.hothouse.com)