One More Bear and Goldilocks, and This Would be a Fairy Tale

As it is, there are already two fairies, and they're living happily ever after. Of course they want to school all of the world how real gay couples get it on.

Apparently that involves lots of Arcade Fire and backlighting. In their description of the clip, they say that because so much porn is over-edited and scripted they wanted to show something real. Honey, if we wanted to see something real, we'd watch the fat people across the street fuck with the blinds open. Trust us, real isn't always better. Otherwise watching these two bear boyfriends find a position that's just right sure is a lot of fun. They even rim, and there's no faking that!

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