Listen Buddy, Surfing Isn’t The Butchest Sport

Yes, it is time for the third episode of gay Australian surfing reality show "Surf Camp." We don't know about you, but the colder it gets here, the more we hate this show.

And right now we are hating on our boy Brennan, the beefy surf contestant who used to be our favorite. We loved him because he is gigantic and dreamy, but then he had to go and refer to one of the other surfers as "too camp" and say that he prefers his friends to be "more masculine." He probably likes his gay bar bartenders to be gay too! We think that's discrimination, and our mincing ass would never hang out with someone so stodgy anyway. And to top it off, Brennan can't even surf! So, this week, our vote is going to the equally dreamy Ben, who not only appears to be a half decent surfer but a down-to-earth nice guy. When we quit our jobs and move to Sydney in a month, we hope he'll give us some lessons.

· Three Times the Surf Camp Fun (samesame.com.au)