Will Someone Please Get Johnny Hazzard a Transparent Apron?

Our friends at the brilliant Unzipped blog brought us the second installment of their cooking show with Fleshbot Crush Object Johnny Hazzard, and we have to admit that we're a little bit disappointed.

While the first episode was great and unexpected and funny, this one didn't have the same demonstrative impact. Our Johnny talks about brining, a process where meat soaks in a salt and water solution. He tells us how to do it, but doesn't bother getting out the measuring cups to give us a little show.

The first rule you learn in creative writing class is "show, don't tell" and Johnny seems to violate that law—granted he does it while looking sexy as hell, but he breaks it nonetheless. We still look forward to future episodes, but we hope that Mr. Hazzard and crew learn that the same principle applies to cooking shows as it does to porn: less talk and more action.

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