The Only Things He’s Missing Are An Axe And Some Buffalo Plaid

Among our childhood crushes was the Brawny paper towel man. Every time we had to clean a mess, there was almost a mess in our pants from thinking about him. Now, here he is!

Well, WoodsMann2 isn't as, well, brawny as we imagined Mr. Brawny to be, but he is toned and muscular in the way that doesn't look like he hits the gym or the juice but gets his good body from simple hard work. He's selling himself as an outdoorsy type and he has a wonderful pelt of fur that is the sign of many macho man archetypes. To make it even better, he's naked and jerking off. We always knew that lumberjacks really knew how to handle their wood.

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· Posing and Jacking Off (xtube.com)