Twink Proves Missing Link Between Bears And Emo Kids

Last week, we theorized that bears and emo kids are one and the same, and this little slip of deliciousness is helping us prove our point all over again.

XTube poster CenobiteX describes himself as "emo" and he has the long hair, slight build, and young age that goes along with the label. What he doesn't know is that he's a bear too! You can tell from the upper right hand corner of the screen that he's in the woods, has somehow wound up in a giant Dumpster. That's just like when a hungry bear goes foraging for food.

Okay, honestly, we have no clue why he is in this giant metal container, but it does make for an interesting setting and a great backdrop for his creamy skin. Whatever he's doing in there, we hope that his beefy, hairy brethren will help get him out (and off).

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· Emo Masturbating (xtube.com)