Will Someone, Anyone Lend Us Their Sex Sling?

One of the new year's resolutions we kept quiet about (until now) is that we're dying to fuck in a sling. The problem is, we can only find them in porn!

So, gentle readers, have you ever seen a sling anywhere in the real world? They're for sale on the internet, and porn studios must get them from somewhere, but do only S/M diehards have them in the dungeons or something? Isn't there a nice, respectable Irish boy who just has one for fun that we can hop in and take for a ride (and who might possibly marry us afterwards)? Well, it seems like the answer is no, but at least until then we can watch these two guys have a fantastic time while the bottom swings deeper and deeper onto a big hard cock. Oh god, now we want one more than ever!

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· 009 (xtube.com)