Hulk Hogan Could Never Hold A Candle To These Studs

About eight or ten years ago, when we were first getting accustomed to pornography on this new-fangled Internet business, we came across a gallery of Turkish oil wreslters. Glad to see things haven't changed!

Even with all the technological improvements over the last decade, a bunch of hunky guys slathered in grease still manage to get people's attention—even if they happen to be Serbian, rather than Turkish (well, at least we can learn a little bit more about geography from this).

And while we would love to rejoice over big beefy men rubbing all over each other, the sport is in celebration of a rite of passage that happens every five years when all male children under five are circumsized. It's an ancient ritual, which just goes to show you: no matter how much things improve, there will always be Serbian oil wrestlers for us to look at.

· Exclusive Photo Gallery: Serbian Oil Wrestlers! (blog.unzipped.net)