We Like Our Pornstars Like We LIke our Celebrities: Messy

Remember when Britney was crazy and showing off her twat all the time? That was rad. She's lame now that she got sober. Thankfully there are still messy bitches out there like Steve Cruz.

The furry stud has a bunch of Britney-inspired pictures up on The Sword that really made us laugh In them he's posing like a starlet misbehaving in various scenarios. There's even a fake story about how Cruz has been out of control and egging on the paparazzi. We know these things aren't really true, so it must be a ploy to help Cruz shill his upcoming movie "Red Light" that he directed with Leif Gobo. Either that, or he has a serious case of Spears mania. Either way, he always tickles more than just our funny bone.

·Paparazzi Catches Steve Cruz With His Pants Down (thesword.com)