Coaches Make Us Want To Play Ball

February 9, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

Maybe it's because we never got a chance to break into the macho world of organized sports, but something about the coach/player dynamic has always made us want to play the field.

This weekend we got a double dose of coach action. The first scene in Titan's new sports-themed DVD "Play Book" is so incredibly hot, we lost our "motivation" to watch the rest of the movie after taking it in. Coach Dirk Jager calls player Kameron Scott into his office after practice. Scott finds him in the shower jerking off with a jock strap. In short order, Jager is all up in Scott's jock and Scott is sucking off the coach and then moaning, "Fuck my ass, coach." The narrative context for the vignette makes what would have been an otherwise average fuck scene into a story that we want to watch again and again.

Speaking of setting things up nicely, Randy Blue is back with "The Coach 2" the sequel to one of his best videos of all time. This one again stars favorites Chris Rockway and Reese Rideout, but this time they're playing coaches who put Jeremy Walker through a very naughty interview. Yes, watching the two guys take turns on Walker's ass is the must "productive" part of the clip, the beginning and ending are priceless, with natural hams Rockway and Rideout coming up with some truly clever dialogue.