News Flash: Straight Guys Have Shitty Taste in Men

Straight guys aren't supposed to be into dudes, but when coming up with a list of "man crushes" they admire, don't you think they'd at least pick guys hot enough to get laid?

No, they pick men the "admire" and the men that "every man wants to be and everyone woman wants to be with." At least that's what the boys at pop culture website CC2K said when compiling their article about guys on TV they have the "hots" for. Well, their list sucks. No woman (or gay man) wants to fuck "Iron Chef" host Alton Brown. EW!

In response, we came up with our "Six Beer Queer" list of man crushes. Here are five guys that are very interesting, totally hot, and would probably let you suck their dick after enough beers. Just like when it comes to dressing, impressing the ladies, and singing karaoke, you straight boys need to let the gay boys show you how it's done.

Kiefer Sutherland: "24's" agent Jack Bauer is one hot daddy who likes to order people around and yells at everyone when they don't do what they're told. That sounds like our type of guy.
Can Dish About: Julia Roberts back in the day.
Why He'd Suck Your Dick: He likes to hang out in gay bars when he's drunk.