All You Tops Out There! Remember, No One Likes a Tease

All you ass fuckers out there have gotten the idea that it's ok to rub your cock all over the crack and hole before you aim the arrow for the bullseye. Stick it in already!

We think you pitchers must have gotten this idea from porn, where the top always rubs his bare cock all over the crack and hole, often slapping the cheeks with their Viagra-hardened members. For those of you doing it at home, just fuck us! We're all lubed and ready and all we want is to bite the bullet and get that hot beef injection (with it's iota of pain). Don't spread the lube around making a mess, and don't make us wait for it, if our ass is in the air, we want it now. So, a word to the wise, the next time you feel around in the bushes before stemming the rose, if you take too much time, we're going to flip you over and give it to you for a change.

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