Zac Efron is the Platonic Ideal of a Twink

As much as we hate to admit it, Zac Efron drives us absolutely wild. He is the prototypical young, thin-but-muscled, hairless naif that has driven a whole genre of porn for year. Sigh.

The Gossip Girls over at Celebrity-Gossip.net have a whole series of him walking through the countryside without his shirt on. It's just like a Bel Ami movie, except he doesn't encounter a random stranger, have some silly subtitled banner, and then rub each others uncut boners all over each other. We have a feeling that Zac has a long career in front of him, which is sad because if he fell on hard times next week, he might have to finally make gay porn movie we've been dreaming about. Maybe we should call it "High Drool Musical?" "Hair-Gay?" "Men are from Mars Twinks are from Efron?"

·Zac Efron: Topless Hunky Hiker (celebrity-gossip.net)