Boys can be so difficult, but usually our patented system to let us know when amateurs will give up the hole is easy. However, with Bailey Morgan, we're getting some serious mixed messages.
Blond highlights: +1,000,000
Tribal tattoo: +50,000
Tribal tattoo in pelvic region: additional +10,000
Fingers his hole while jerking: +25,000
Claims he's straight: +10,000
Never shows his ass off for the camera: -2
Wears a gold bracelet: -5
Has made multiple movies for British Lads but still hasn't appeared with another guy: -2,000,000
Verdict: It's going to take about five years or a serious financial catastrophe, but he'll get there, just like Zeb Atlas.
· Bailey Morgan (englishlads.com)
· English Lads: Bailey Gets Us Hot and Bothered (queerclick.com)