This is Michael Lucas’ Tom-Cruise-in-“Tropic-Thunder” Moment

Michael Lucas is known for many things—the lips, the jaw, the love of farts and self-promotion—but his sense of humor isn't one of them. But that could change now that he's released a creepy, comedic masterpiece.

It seems that New York's biggest purveyor of gay smut is having a rough time finding hot new models, and has taken up an unorthodox advertising campaign to get all the pretty young things to take his fat, uncut cock on camera. We don't want to ruin the surprise, but it involves him, a pair of tighty whiteys, and something that we haven't played with since we were six years old. (No, it's not Michael Jackson's dick, you perv.) You'll just have to watch the video and find out. And congrats to Mr. Lucas for making a funny—we didn't think you had it in you.

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· Michael Lucas Wants You! (lucasblog.com)