Warning: You Can Only Have One Of These Twins

One of this matched-set of hunks is gay and one is straight. If you choose correctly, you have wild sex all night. If you choose wrong, your dick gets cut off.

Ok, well, that's not really going to happen—and even if you could tell which is which, these French hotties probably wouldn't fuck you anyway. Our friends over at Charmants alerted us to Adrian and Joris Conquet, who appear in the current issue of Sensitif Magazine, shot by photog Fred Goudon. Yes, the mag is in French, but you can still look at the pictures.

These two may look exactly alike (except for that tattoo), but they say they have a number of differences personality-wise—including that whole "one likes cock, and the other doesn't" thing. So, alas, all your pervy twin fantasies won't work out with these two. But at least you can close your eyes and imagine that you're starring in a dirty Doublemint commercial.

· Twin Brothers Adrian and Joris Conquet Beg to Differ (charmants.com)