A Chiquita Banana To Eat Every Day, A Chiquita Banana Turns These Boys Gay

The world just wouldn't keep turning if straight guys didn't have some vaguely homoerotic behavior to engage in/make fun of. That's why we have a profusion of banana videos.

Now that "gay chicken" is finished as the internet meme of heteros trying to prove just how not gay they are, we have the curious proliferation of short clips of boys deep throating bananas. We don't quite get it, but, damn, is it fun to watch.

What confuses us is that usually these videos are meant to prove how straight these boys are, but doesn't this just exalt gay behavior? To make a good one of these videos you have to be able to take the whole banana and you wouldn't be able to do that unless you get rid of your gag reflex. The only way that happens is by being an Olsen twin or sucking cock.

The only thing that could prove these guys are less gay is if they can take a whole cucumber up the ass. Now that is a way to really impress the ladies (and Fleshbot staff).