Just Cause They’re Gone Doesn’t Mean They’re Forgotten

Even though retired porn stars don't make movies anymore, we still jack off thinking about them. Now we get to decide who lives, who dies, and who gets the old ball and chain.

So, here this week's contestants for our favorite party game are: Jeff Stryker.

Ryan Idol.

And Tom Katt.

In case you homos forgot how to play, here are the rules: in the comments section, leave your choice of who you would fuck (or get fucked by), who you would marry, and who you would kill. The commenter with the best funniest/most creative post gets to pick the contestants next time.