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We love gay porn here at Fleshbot, but that doesn't mean that we can't make it better. With lessons learned from this one picture, we're going to make over the whole industry!

Fellow smut peddlers Queer Me Now started a discussion about improvements that could be made to make porn even spicier and we agree whole-heartedly with (almost) all of their ideas. And we had a few more to share of our own.

1. There are Men of Color Out There Who Aren't Named Diesel Washington or Eddie Diaz: Yes, we love both of them dearly, but we need more guys of different races and ethnicity. Kash Satal (above) is Indian, and we love him for it. And someone needs to find some other Middle Easterners other than Hussein. And what about a few Asians that are not twinked out girlyboys? Like we have found with Diesel and Eddie (pictured), if they are good actors, people will want to watch them, no matter what color. Which brings us to...

2. Find Porn Actors, Not Buff, Plucked Fuck Robots: So often these days we see really hot boys in scenes that just don't give us wood. They're going through the motions, but their not showing us that they're really enjoying it. Either they're not enjoying it cause they're straight, or cause they're just bad actors. Fleshbot Crush Object Nash Lawler, though straight, is great in every scene he does, and the dirty talk, the grunts, and the facial expressions make you think he's way into that man hole, even if he's dreaming of pussy. You have to do more than just look pretty and lie there and take it (or give it) to be good on screen.

3. "Three's Company" was a hit for a reason: Sure, the easiest way to cut costs is to cut personnel and have four scenes with eight guys in a film, but that's a huge mistake. Just by having one three way, you immediately put variations on the old make out/oral/rimming/fucking/cumshot progression, even if it's by adding an extra body to those proceedings. Also, it makes for more to watch and more interesting positions, like this one from Falcon's "Asylum" which we call the "gravy train," cause it makes us spill our gravy.

4. Most movies have plots, so should porn movies: There are so many ways to show two (or three or, be still our hearts, four!) guys fuck, but there are infinite contexts to put that fucking in that will change the whole dynamic of a scene. The master of this is Joe Gage, who knows how to make any scene dirty based on narrative. He'll show a father and son go to a sex club together (like in "Arcade on Route 9"). Watching them watch each other get off will make you uncomfortably horny, and is much more erotic than just watching two guys fuck for no reason. Even the old "Hey, did someone here order a pizza?" cliche is better than nothing, and more memorable. See, we remember that Gage scene from three years ago whereas we can barely remember our last trick from three days ago.

So, what do you guys think? Any more suggestions to add?

· Brainstorming: How to Spice Up Gay Porn (queermenow.net)