You May Not See This Guy on Your Screen Cause He’s a Fucking Ninja

No, he doesn't wear black pajamas or throw Chinese stars, but he is a master of the nunchucks. And by a master, we me he shoves them up his ass.

Well, a real ninja would shove them both up his ass at once, but Branjoeski can only handle one at a time. He mustn't have earned his brown belt yet (get it, it's brown cause it's up his butt). We also question his ninja credentials because he chose a soundtrack by Incubus rather than some wrinkly old Japanese guy chanting while plucking a Mandolin. And after this performance, we'd love to see what he can do with a samurai sword. They don't have anyone swallowing weapons that way in the circus!

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