Who Knew Skinny Art Fags Have Such Big Dicks?

We know it's totally prejudiced, but we always assume that butch jock types always have huge dangling members while fey hipsters leave a bit to be desired. Boy, were we wrong.

Look at this cute little twink, JacobBeffingWayne. Who could have imagined that he would be hiding such a beautiful member under his painfully skinny jeans? Certainly not us. In this instance, we're happy to be corrected, and we also love his attitude. First off his profile says "Masturbation is love"—and if that's the case, we're fucking Helen of Troy, cause our fist has launched 10,000 ships, or at least that many loads. Second, he titles his video "Get Your Ass in My Bed." Wow, a little boy and a dominant daddy all in one. Your wish is our command!

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· Get Your Ass in My Bed (xtube.com)