Don’t Kick Him Out of Bed to Fuck Him On the Floor!

Having sex on the floor is like dying your hair blond, it seems like a really good idea until you actually do it and then you regret it forever. Especially when the floor is tiled!

On a carpet, the dick in the ass feels so good that you don't notice the rugburn until the next morning. If you have the unfortunate circumstance of having tiled or hardwood floors, multiply that by bruises, caluses, and general unpleasantness. We feel bad for this poor bottom who is getting jackhammered on the tiles in eyeshot of his warm, comfortable mattress. If only he had a pillow or some knee pads to help him get through it. Well, we only feel so bad. After all, he's getting his hole worked over like a thousand beavers building a spring dam, and we're sitting at home dreaming about one.

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