Jakub Stefano is an Army of One and He’s Coming for You

We never paid much attention to Jakub Stefano, but suddenly every website we look on is featuring pictures of the ripped hunk. We have a feeling this is some sort of conspiracy hatched by aliens.

Who else could create a specimen that is so fucking perfect! This guy can not be human, he's like a mannequin with a human face. Speaking of which he's the new model for online store LASC photographed by Bradford Rogne. He was in one of those shitty house music videos we posted last week. And he did a photo shoot with Dylan Rosser.

And while he's baring all, when is he going to go back to doing good, old-fashioned, honest porn work? We have a feeling that with all the money he's making with the legit stuff, he's not going back anytime soon. Now that is a an alien plot to make all of Earth's homosexuals so upset we can't leave the house. Fucking aliens!

·Jakub Stefano's blog (jakubstefano.blogspot.com)