We Were Totally Conquered by the Rough Riderz

We hate to burst your bubble, kiddies, but Papa O'Brien isn't much of a bottom. Still when I got a dildo that attaches to an inflattible ball in the mail, I had to give it a whirl.

TitanMen has a new line of Tools for boys to play with during "gentleman's time" and the Rough Riderz comes in three styles, each one a dildo that attaches to a blow-up beach ball. Getting the attachment into the ball was a little bit of a chore, but simple enough once we figured it out. The ball was easy to blow up, and the plastic is much sturdier than your average flotation device. We were sent style number two, which has a large ball at the tip and about 7 inches of fucktastic fun.

So, we put on a porn movie and lubed up all the appropriate parts using the bottle of TitanMen Relax lube we were sent (it's nice and thick and comes in a handy pump, but it didn't help us relax at all) and we gave it a go. Well, it was like a round peg in a square hole. The initial ball was just far too daunting for me to take it like a man. After many tries, loosening up with small toys, a bunch of lube, and even some poppers, I still couldn't fit it in. Maybe I need a starter kit?

That said, even though the device is top heavy, it was easy enough to line the dildo up with the intended area without it being too complicated. The ball was also more than able to accomodate all of my body weight with just enough give that a nice bounce would have been easy had the toy reached its internal target. So, give us six months of loosening yoga and we'll be going for a rough ride yet again.

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