You Are Welcome in This Hot Soccer Player’s Bedroom

No, he doesn't want to fuck you, but designer Dirk Bikkembergs is inviting you into this footballer's home, which happens to be the window display of his Milan store. We're so there.

Really combining design and oft-topless Brera defender Andrea Vasa is like a gay wet dream. Vasa lives in an apartment that is totally open for public perusal. You can watch him eat, sleep, watch TV, work out, and you can even go in and root through his stuff. The only covered area is the shower, alas. We're not sure exactly how this is going to sell Bikkembergs' wares, but if we're writing about it across the pond, then he's certainly getting all the attention that he could hope for.

Oh, and poo on our friends over at Deadspin who wish they did this with a female athlete instead. You already have the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, leave your gay friends a little something too!

·Life's a Boutique for Footballer (guardian.co.uk)