If You Rubbed One Out Watching This Guy, You Are An Accessory To Murder

Now that the Bryan Kochis murder is solved, we have a whole new case to follow, this one involving a soloist on Southern Strokes who allegedly murdered four people.

Known as "Joe" on an amateur site that specializes in southern gentlemen taking off their clothes and playing with themselves and others, Scott Lamar Abbott, 24, was also known to work as a male stripper. Earlier this month, he was arrested for breaking into his ex-girlfriend's house in Hueytown, Alabama (outside Birmingham) and murdering her and her three roommates. The police told the press at the time that the crime scene was worse "than a horror movie."

This is not Abbott's first arrest. He was out on parole for a child abuse conviction when the murder occurred. Sincerely, our thoughts are with the families of the victims.

Abbott is currently in custody without bail. Looks like his Bottom Countdown Clock just skyrocketed!

· Ex-Male Stripper Charged in Alabama Quadruple Murder (foxnews.com via QueerClick)
· Jilted Lover Blamed in Horrific Hueytown Killings (blog.al.com)
· Joe on Southern Strokes (southernstrokes.com)