Jason Statham is the Ideal Gay Pin Up

As much as gay guys and straight girls get along, there are some things they'll never understand about us, like poppers, sex parties, and Jason Statham.

Statham has all the things that drive certain sections of the gay population crazy: muscles, body hair, attitude, and a manliness that is so butch it is too much for any straight man to bear. Straight girls just can't handle his pure, unfettered testosterone, whereas that is what makes his just so damn sexy to the gays.

After watching one of his (mostly crappy) movies or even seeing these new paparazzi shots of him swimming in Malibu, all we can think of is Statham cornering us in the back room of The Eagle, shoving us over the pool table, ripping off our jeans, fucking us hard, and then just walking off into the night without as much as a thank you. Now that is gay love!

·"Dear Paparazzi, Remember: I Kick People's Asses For a Living" (queerty.com)