Would You Get Between the Sheets With Someone Who Had Ugly Sheets?

A friend once told us that tricks would be creeped out by our sheets with penguins on them. Would you actually leave someone's house because of tacky furnishings? We think the answer is no.

Just look at these two. We bet it's the tops house, because with a wang like his, it's no wonder that he still gets plenty of ass on his crappy Ikea bed and his iridescent blue sheets that look like he got them in the clearance bin at Bed, Bath and Beyonce. And he sure knows how to give the "reverse reverse cowgirl" on them, and that seems to be enough for this bottom. We have a feeling that he'd be back for some more dicking if they were doing it on a cardboard box on the floor of the bus station bathroom.

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·I am the Top (xtube.com)