Holy Shit! Michael Phelps is Doing Porn!

April Fools! Yeah, we had you there for a second and Fratmen.tv had us too, when they posted pics for their newcomer Michael who is a dead ringer for the Olympian.

Seriously, we have seen those Joan Rivers drag queens in Las Vegas and this guy is way closer to looking like Phelps than they are to looking like Rivers (but even Joan doesn't look like herself these days, but that's another argument). It must be something about his crooked teeth, sizable nose, short haircut, all-around general goofiness, and his slamming body. Sure, in some of the pics he looks like a totally different person, but if he poses just right, he could have eight gold medals around his naked body and gain his way into the Olympic village for a gang-bang with the Australian Equestrian Team. Tonight, we're going to be getting all wet and wild dreaming about this boy shedding his Speedo just for us. And we can't wait to see this Michael put his lips around something other than a bong!

·Michael-Not Michael Phelps (fratmen.tv)