We Saw Wolverine Naked and We Can’t Stop Hyperventilating

April 3, 2009
BRIAN-O-BRIEN

As soon as we found out a copy of the upcoming Wolverine movie was leaked on the internet that some industrious homo would take some pics for us. Of course, we were right.

And they are quite glorious. We knew from the trailer that our imaginary boyfriend Hugh Jackman would be getting naked, but we didn't think it would be nearly as great as this! Of course, there must be plenty more toplessness and general beauty than what is capped for us, and now we are just beside ourselves trying to wait until May 1 to see "X-Men Origins: Wolverine." Maybe now that we've seen Hugh wearing nothing but a set a fake claws we'll be able to focus on things like plot and character development. Ha! We thought maybe if we said it, it might make it true.