Germany Gets This, and We’re Stuck with Adam Lambert

Nothing against the "American Idol" favorite (we're fans!) but the gay singer is not much to look at. However, over in Germany, their boob tubes are full of a buff, blonde, bodybuilding baker boy!

This is Beni, one of the contestants on the latest season of "Big Brother" in Germany, which doesn't wrap until June! And so far, there is plenty of amazing footage of this 20 year old who loves to work out and hang with his other beautiful Aryan housemates, and we're sure there's more to come. We don't know much about him other than that he's hot, and we've paid attention to people for a lot less.

So, we're going to continue to text for Lambert each week (we love the thought of 12 year-old girls in Nebraska voting this queen as their Idol) what we're really looking forward to is a "Big Brother" of our own where we can follow the drama and stare at some hot guys. It's what reality TV was made for!

·Beni from "Big Brother" Germany (ohlalamag.com)